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sithhappen:

All we’ll ever need is each other. Absolutely, that’s true, my dear brother.

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What Chris Pratt’s 2 ½ year old son Jack thinks his dad does for work.

eggito:

caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve got their caprisun pouch”

4littleliars:

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

oh hogwarts

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splendid-oxymoron:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

averyangryfeminist:

jaythedukeofduwang:

the-little-plurmaid:

oceans-seas:

The reason why sharks attack surfers.

Please follow Oceans & Seas: http://oceans.press

Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.<
Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharks

I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol
Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;

Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.

SHARK APPRECIATION POST

Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just wanna swim around doing shark stuff

They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean needs

Stop hurting/killing sharks :(

Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at manipulating objects: their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about something, they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child does, and investigate it by nomming it.

In other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks is to give sharks arms.

#armthesharks2k15

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negativeonetwelfth:

theraphos:

biowarefangirl:

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

there’s a main quest?

sometimes the main quest can unlock certain equipment or abilities that make harvesting plants more efficient

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shakespears:

Harry + Eggsy: first words vs last words.

:(

stevonnie:

stevonnie:

my dad would make such a good shitposter

ok so like. we drove past this place called ‘house of fabric’ or something and he immediately saw it and blurted something along the lines of “the house of fabric! come in today and you can shove as much fabric in your mouth as you want! unlimited mouthfulls of fabric! free of charge!” and it honestly sounded like he was reading something directly out of tumblr and it was a little jarring. my dad is even more in with this generation than i thought

filmnoirx:

apparently it costs $241,000 to raise a kid

lol do you know how many concert tickets that is

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sicknymphet:

*pretends to be joking about wanting a sugar daddy but is actually totally down*

danielle-writes:

Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:

  • kill someone
  • ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong
  • switch the POV from your current character to another - a minor character, the antagonist, anyone
  • stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write
  • write the ending
  • write a sex scene
  • use a scene prompt
  • use sentence starters
  • read someone else’s writing

Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.

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And the mummer’s farce is almost done.

soulsinthecandlewax:

dad-rock-davos:

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

It’s like some Scooby-Doo shit

notalwaysluminous:

renzoshiima:

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

If you’re lactose intolerant you can eat nuts and if you’re allergic to oranges, most other fruits have vitamin c. If fruits aren’t an option, there’s also vitamin c supplements.

Good info. Pass it on.

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did-you-kno:

There’s a biological reason why we can’t resist puppy dog eyes. Sustained eye contact significantly raises oxytocin levels in both humans and dogs, which encourages love, trust, and bonding. This response isn’t found in even hand-raised wolves, which suggests humans and dogs may have co-evolved to share this trait in order to be companions. Source

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loveinthetimeofanarchy:

OH MY GOD IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A PIC OF THIS ALL DAY. I JUST FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE SAID THIS

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